getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

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datings:

following back heaps :)

Carrie Diaries 👍

datings:

following back heaps :)

Carrie Diaries 👍

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roxafaye:

Photo taken by me :)

roxafaye:

Photo taken by me :)

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homeostatic-cherry:

everyone has that one friend you absolutely adore but you cant figure out if youre crushing on them or if its platonic so whenever u talk to them ur just like

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youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

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amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

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snowwhiteproxy:

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah
  • listen here you little shit

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googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i don’t know much but what i do know is that chocolate milk can solve the problem 98% of the time

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an-egg:

its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:

  1. “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen

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pairofjacks:

A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang

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urltima:

if you don’t think this man is the epitome of all that is cuddly, adorable and fluffy you need to REALLY rethink your entire existence

urltima:

if you don’t think this man is the epitome of all that is cuddly, adorable and fluffy you need to REALLY rethink your entire existence

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